June 5, 2020
Quit pointing at my people!February 14, 2020
This one's for Sebulba!December 18, 2019
I am not a competent man.November 20, 2019
The roles are reversed; now I'm trying to preserve the fun.November 13, 2019
I'm not laughing at you; I'm laughing with you. It's just weird that you're not laughing.November 11, 2019
[It's] So temporary I can't stand it.November 5, 2019
Out of everyone in the pod, Monti is the most qualified to be a silent movie star.October 24, 2019
Everyone knows hackers have poor circulation.October 16, 2019
Show me on the interface where the toggle touched you.October 9, 2019
I have no strong feelings about Muppets.October 8, 2019
I don't have rabies, personally.October 7, 2019
It hurts to know things.July 26, 2019
I'm sewing code. I'm sewing it into my heart.June 28, 2019
The fun is finite; the darkness is infinite.June 17, 2019
Monti knows only pain, so Monti knows no pain.May 30, 2019
Oops, I'm 84!May 10, 2019
If I ever get knocked up, I expect the candy-bar-poop game.May 3, 2019
May 3, 2019
Once you get past throwing up, it's awesome!May 3, 2019
He's all hopped up on treats and fans.April 26, 2019
I don't want to count to 20.April 9, 2019
I have never seen a human being crease like that before.April 9, 2019
Nick is negative noise.December 14, 2018
You miss 100% of the notifications you don’t receive.December 11, 2018
