Come again?

"The quote book is very important."

I think you're going to die soon.

September 4, 2018

I am well-attuned to soup danger.

August 28, 2018

A group of Chrises is called a crisis.

August 24, 2018

Sam seems like an instigator.

August 22, 2018

It's amazing how little Nelly I know.

August 6, 2018

With regards to her eyeballs.

August 6, 2018

Bandwidth is the "standard deduction" of words.

August 6, 2018

A magic wand is just a well-polished stick.

August 6, 2018

There's no greater feeling than successfully drawing a perfect "h".

July 2, 2018

Andrea: Were you alive for Crystal Pepsi? Sam: I was alive. I wasn't super-conscious.

June 27, 2018

People like the outside.

May 24, 2018

When that timpani booms in, you know ****'s gonna go down.

May 11, 2018

You know it's bad when you start envisioning having physical altercations with anthropomorphic representations of your modules.

May 11, 2018

This email seems longer than I want to read.

May 9, 2018

FrameMaker’s spellchecker is questionableness.

May 4, 2018

I'm very uncomfortable responding to a "how are you" question with "good".

May 2, 2018

I don't think I'll ever be prepared for that.

May 2, 2018

SysAdmin is my special little baby.

April 6, 2018

I can fully envision the situation in which Kanye demands to have his own OnBase module.

April 3, 2018

I don't read, I perform physical feats to astonish.

March 19, 2018

I take my fate into my own hands by managing my expectations.

January 19, 2018

My body is a desiccated temple.

November 21, 2017

I was born over it.

November 14, 2017

Are you going to wind it up and watch it poop?

November 13, 2017

I love the ones that poop as they walk.

November 13, 2017