Come again?

"The quote book is very important."


I was born over it.

November 14, 2017

Are you going to wind it up and watch it poop?

November 13, 2017

I love the ones that poop as they walk.

November 13, 2017

It's never good to get stabbed.

November 2, 2017

Now I know how to DocPop!

October 31, 2017

It's a good trickle.

October 30, 2017

I love the Japanese!

October 12, 2017

Better the F Bomb than the H Bomb.

October 12, 2017

I thought it was a business-casual font.

October 6, 2017

Nobody wants WorkView.

October 6, 2017

You did not want to check my box.

October 6, 2017

You didn't solve my problem, but you made me feel better about life.

September 27, 2017

Why didn't you just continue singing silently?

September 26, 2017

Carl makes me feel safe.

August 23, 2017

That configuration of letters is unbeknownst to me.

August 10, 2017

I'd feel okay wrestling a pig.

August 4, 2017

Molly!!

May 18, 2017

There's nothing gentle about the RO.

March 2, 2017

I think lizards are pretty fragile and probably shouldn't be in bed with you.

December 9, 2016

No one is afraid of a housecat.

December 8, 2016

I'm living with an animal that could easily kill me if it wanted to.

December 8, 2016

Just the tone, not the words

November 30, 2016

I don't have a lot of thought crimes.

November 30, 2016

Carly definitely needs to be preserved.

November 7, 2016

Come on, a grown man peeing his pants? That's great!

October 26, 2016