Come again?

"The quote book is very important."

It's too early in the week to think it's the wrong day.

October 24, 2016

The tomato was pretty sassy.

September 29, 2016

That's disgusting.

September 29, 2016

Beyond the squirrels, there was something off about him.

September 29, 2016

I don't miss 1998 sometimes.

September 23, 2016

It's hard to live vicariously when no one's living.

August 26, 2016

It was too big to be an okay spider.

August 19, 2016

By leveraging bandwidth on-the-go, you can synergistically touch base with low hanging fruit in real time!

August 3, 2016

Life is just an OKR.

July 29, 2016

Lindsey's an acid-dropping whitewalker.

July 1, 2016

Lindsey's an acid-dropping whitewalker.

July 1, 2016

There was no metaphor, no similie, nothing!

June 30, 2016

When you're in a bind, look to the tiny rodents.

June 21, 2016

You should never use a zen garden rake to kill.

June 16, 2016

My sanity is hinging on this response.

June 10, 2016

That's the whole point of not taking the shot.

June 8, 2016

The "e" is implied.

May 19, 2016

I walked myself into a mental trap.

May 13, 2016

They're not skinny white jeans. They're *slim* *fit*.

May 12, 2016

Like a spirit animal hoody paired with cargo shorts, all things are possible.

May 12, 2016

I know a very dumb Bichon.

April 28, 2016

I don't trust a party store butter mint.

April 18, 2016

It's not that I don't agree with the sentiment, I just don't like the tune.

April 12, 2016

I can't do puns this close to the release.

April 7, 2016

Giving up is the first step to invalidcy.

April 7, 2016