Come again?

"The quote book is very important."

Quit pointing at my people!

February 14, 2020

This one's for Sebulba!

December 18, 2019

I am not a competent man.

November 20, 2019

The roles are reversed; now I'm trying to preserve the fun.

November 13, 2019

I'm not laughing at you; I'm laughing with you. It's just weird that you're not laughing.

November 11, 2019

[It's] So temporary I can't stand it.

November 5, 2019

Out of everyone in the pod, Monti is the most qualified to be a silent movie star.

October 24, 2019

Everyone knows hackers have poor circulation.

October 16, 2019

Show me on the interface where the toggle touched you.

October 9, 2019

I have no strong feelings about Muppets.

October 8, 2019

I don't have rabies, personally.

October 7, 2019

It hurts to know things.

July 26, 2019

I'm sewing code. I'm sewing it into my heart.

June 28, 2019

The fun is finite; the darkness is infinite.

June 17, 2019

Monti knows only pain, so Monti knows no pain.

May 30, 2019

Oops, I'm 84!

May 10, 2019

If I ever get knocked up, I expect the candy-bar-poop game.

May 3, 2019

Once you get past throwing up, it's awesome!

May 3, 2019

He's all hopped up on treats and fans.

April 26, 2019

I don't want to count to 20.

April 9, 2019

I have never seen a human being crease like that before.

April 9, 2019

Nick is negative noise.

December 14, 2018

You miss 100% of the notifications you don’t receive.

December 11, 2018

I'd be very happy to live in a zoo cage.

December 5, 2018