Come again?

"The quote book is very important."


No one is afraid of a housecat.

December 8, 2016

I'm living with an animal that could easily kill me if it wanted to.

December 8, 2016

Just the tone, not the words

November 30, 2016

I don't have a lot of thought crimes.

November 30, 2016

Carly definitely needs to be preserved.

November 7, 2016

Come on, a grown man peeing his pants? That's great!

October 26, 2016

What's better than a stress ball that's as anguished as yourself?

October 26, 2016

It's too early in the week to think it's the wrong day.

October 24, 2016

The tomato was pretty sassy.

September 29, 2016

That's disgusting.

September 29, 2016

Beyond the squirrels, there was something off about him.

September 29, 2016

I don't miss 1998 sometimes.

September 23, 2016

It's hard to live vicariously when no one's living.

August 26, 2016

It was too big to be an okay spider.

August 19, 2016

By leveraging bandwidth on-the-go, you can synergistically touch base with low hanging fruit in real time!

August 3, 2016

Life is just an OKR.

July 29, 2016

Lindsey's an acid-dropping whitewalker.

July 1, 2016

There was no metaphor, no similie, nothing!

June 30, 2016

When you're in a bind, look to the tiny rodents.

June 21, 2016

You should never use a zen garden rake to kill.

June 16, 2016

My sanity is hinging on this response.

June 10, 2016

That's the whole point of not taking the shot.

June 8, 2016

The "e" is implied.

May 19, 2016

I walked myself into a mental trap.

May 13, 2016

They're not skinny white jeans. They're *slim* *fit*.

May 12, 2016