Come again?

"The quote book is very important."

They bring out the murderer in me.

June 17, 2022

I'd don't take orders from animals.

February 8, 2021

You're not my real Outlook!

June 5, 2020

Quit pointing at my people!

February 14, 2020

This one's for Sebulba!

December 18, 2019

I am not a competent man.

November 20, 2019

The roles are reversed; now I'm trying to preserve the fun.

November 13, 2019

I'm not laughing at you; I'm laughing with you. It's just weird that you're not laughing.

November 11, 2019

[It's] So temporary I can't stand it.

November 5, 2019

Out of everyone in the pod, Monti is the most qualified to be a silent movie star.

October 24, 2019

Everyone knows hackers have poor circulation.

October 16, 2019

Show me on the interface where the toggle touched you.

October 9, 2019

I have no strong feelings about Muppets.

October 8, 2019

I don't have rabies, personally.

October 7, 2019

It hurts to know things.

July 26, 2019

I'm sewing code. I'm sewing it into my heart.

June 28, 2019

The fun is finite; the darkness is infinite.

June 17, 2019

Monti knows only pain, so Monti knows no pain.

May 30, 2019

Oops, I'm 84!

May 10, 2019

If I ever get knocked up, I expect the candy-bar-poop game.

May 3, 2019

May 3, 2019

Once you get past throwing up, it's awesome!

May 3, 2019

He's all hopped up on treats and fans.

April 26, 2019

I don't want to count to 20.

April 9, 2019

I have never seen a human being crease like that before.

April 9, 2019