June 17, 2022I'd don't take orders from animals.
February 8, 2021You're not my real Outlook!
June 5, 2020Quit pointing at my people!
February 14, 2020This one's for Sebulba!
December 18, 2019I am not a competent man.
November 20, 2019The roles are reversed; now I'm trying to preserve the fun.
November 13, 2019I'm not laughing at you; I'm laughing with you. It's just weird that you're not laughing.
November 11, 2019[It's] So temporary I can't stand it.
November 5, 2019Out of everyone in the pod, Monti is the most qualified to be a silent movie star.
October 24, 2019Everyone knows hackers have poor circulation.
October 16, 2019Show me on the interface where the toggle touched you.
October 9, 2019I have no strong feelings about Muppets.
October 8, 2019I don't have rabies, personally.
October 7, 2019It hurts to know things.
July 26, 2019I'm sewing code. I'm sewing it into my heart.
June 28, 2019The fun is finite; the darkness is infinite.
June 17, 2019Monti knows only pain, so Monti knows no pain.
May 30, 2019Oops, I'm 84!
May 10, 2019If I ever get knocked up, I expect the candy-bar-poop game.
May 3, 2019
May 3, 2019Once you get past throwing up, it's awesome!
May 3, 2019He's all hopped up on treats and fans.
April 26, 2019I don't want to count to 20.
April 9, 2019I have never seen a human being crease like that before.
April 9, 2019